I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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