dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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