She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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