at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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