If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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