My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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