I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
