Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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