Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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