Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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