Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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