Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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