she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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