...so i touched it.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Watching her eat just hurts me
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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