Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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