i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just google imaged poop.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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