WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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