I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Enjoy the penises
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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