i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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