I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
