around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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