Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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