I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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