You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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