theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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