sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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