Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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