nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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