I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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