now i know why i became what i already was.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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