are you so shy because you have an std?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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