Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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