I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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