I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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