I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
where am i from again
Little spoons don't ask big questions
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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