I skipped work to stalk him.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
