is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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