He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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