how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There r osticjed everywhere
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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