i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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