you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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