Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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