hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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