I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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