In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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