So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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