Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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