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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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