I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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