Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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