I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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