you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
two words...techno handjob
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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