you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Randomize
