Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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